So I have a Google Analytics account, and I stopped checking it about a month ago because the stats now are actually TERRIFYING, but yesterday I was a little tipsy and curious and decided to look at it again. And first of all:


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Time for some amusement from the LJ Markov Random Text Generator! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.

And then Morgan goes to her, and nobody ever told him he shouldn't speak for the doorhandle.

"No, I-" Reid protests. "Don't get rid of his neck.
:/Charlie Bartlett begins around the room to Nathan Harris's apartment, ready to make his fingers almost instantly ( Read more... )

Okay, so this is completely random, but hopefully amusing. I've had a Google Analytics account for a while now, and I mostly forget that it exists but occasionally check out the traffic sources and what gets the most views etc when I remember. And I recently discovered that I can see how people find my journal via search engines, like what searches ( Read more... )

So, you know a while ago I came across all those scans of retro gay porn magazines? And I've been posting the pictures from them that I like the most? WELL, I've also been saving other pictures from them, purely because they made me crack up/do a double-take/basically go 'wtf' and stare at the screen in bewilderment. And I thought it might lower ( Read more... )

First of all, everyone should go and read my judgement's getting kind of hazy by moogle62. It involves Ben serenading Skandar with Ke$ha lyrics. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, it is absolutely hilarious. ♥

And speaking of hilarious things, it's LJ Markov Random Text Generator time! There are a lot, because they were really amusing me this time.

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I realise I'm updating waaaay more than usual, but. I think it's LJ Markov Random Text Generator time.

making the mistake of putting on the mattress several pictures of Ben, looking startled on the altar of God
(I'm gonna warn you now: 'several pictures of Ben looking startled' is the new 'so not as good as Daniel Radcliffe'.)several pictures of ( Read more... )

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?
I feel like any answers to this are probably just going to make me feel guilty. BUT I STILL ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm posting the terrible '70s erotica. And I use the word 'erotica' very loosely. IT'S SO BAD. So bad. But also hilarious. And disturbing. A fun combination ( Read more... )

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Hahahaha. Oh man, I love them.

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